Microsoft’s Law
with each subsequent release of a product, the chance of failure grows ever closer to 100%, without ever touching 100%, yet.
non-techie: d-mnit! my fail copy of windows crashed again. why does it keep doing this?
techie: microsoft’s law, obviously. just install windows 95, it’ll work much better.
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