microwave
(n) a hand gesture used by a midget to say h-llo
hey, the midget over there just gave me a microwave
a microwave is a clock that occasionally cooks sh-t.
my microwave is used more for a d-mn clock than cooking stuff!
g-ds gift to single men.
i put a hot pocket in the microwave and my god, it did the strangest thing… it cooked itself!
friend: what are you gonna make for dinner?
me: eh… prolly some left over mac ‘n’ cheese
friend: but you cant cook it again, its already made!
-i put the mac ‘n’ cheese in the microwave and set the timer-
both of us: oooooo…. magic.
a device that uses magic power to heat food up. they often make a beeping noise when they are finished working there magic
i though i had a well bred microwave , then it goes and uses lanuage like that. how rude!
a girl who will get you warmed up but never cooks you well. a tease.
bro 1: hey man did you get with that girl from the party last night?
bro 2: no she was a total microwave.
short for microwave oven. a machine used to cook food really fast especially, when you’re in a hurry.
i need to put my dinner in the microwave.
(noun) a device used to warm up plates, and unevenly at that.
some try their luck for a meal that ends up cooked perfectly, without localized burns while the other side remains frozen rock-hard, but legends say it has only been done once before, by chuck norris.
friend: ow, just burned my hand from the plate.
me: you’d think you would get used to your microwave by now.
friend: there’s water everywhere and the centre has this creepy brown burnt spot.
me: thank god i can cook.
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