microwave turtle


the act of engaging in hardcore -n-l intercourse while in a sauna. both partic-p-nts are wearing cardboard boxes so that they look like turtles. not for the faint of heart, or those who don’t know the glory of being -ssf-cked by a turtle.
i like big t-tties in my microwave turtle

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