mid-century mushroom
the girthy p-n-s tip of an overweight man in his 50s. typically surrounded by an untrimmed bush. may or may not be inflamed.
female 1: like a pig searching for truffles, i’m going to search out for some mid-century mushrooms.
female 2: its been a while since i’ve gotten some action with somebody my own age, i may have to settle for some mid-century mushrooms tonight.
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