mid-day crisis
when one is in a desperate need for a siesta because they become extremely tired in the afternoon and coffee isn’t cutting it any longer.
“working at panera sucked today after that wild night of drinking. i had the worst mid-day crisis ever.”
when it’s the middle of the day, and you realize you have a lot to do and not enough time to do it. as a result, your mind locks up and you can’t work, you just sit and pity yourself.
usually caused by procrastination.
when you procrastinate too much and end up having multiple huge -ssignments (which you haven’t started) due the next day, you may have a mid-day crisis, and end up laying on your bed throwing a tennis ball at the wall. eventually you either say “f-ck it” and don’t do the -ssignments, or you get off your -ss and work on them all night.
you started out your day all pumped-up to accomplish the list of to-dos but the obstacles you face along the way overwhelm you by mid-day that you feel lost and demotivated to carry on.
common cause: bureaucracy.
perhaps casual chatting with colleagues in the pantry over a cup of tea for a good fifteen minutes will soothe the mid-day crisis symptoms.
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