Mid-life crisis,
1.) what most cats seem to be into.
2.) what dogs are like when they’re dinner bowl is empty.
3.) what humans call the point of their life when they realise they can’t be want they want to be or when they realise half their life is gone and the rest of their life involves tea, coffee and hospitals.
d-mn, stephen is in a real mid-life crisis, he dresses up everyday as a bowie alter ego, look at him now, a bl–dy thin white duke.
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