Midcation
a vacation usually taken in the middle of a work or school week/year/semester by a rich douche to take a break from work, also a great procrastination method and way to brag to people
douchebag: yeah i took a midcation to puerto rico and new zealand last week. no real biggy, but im so stressed out right now with all the make up work. i’m thinking about taking another one tomorrow to hawaii, or should i go to france?
listener:…you do realize you missed the midterm and the 40 page essay,right?
douchebag: maybe i need to extend it my stay..
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