Middle Eastern Mars Bar
a s-x act involving meticulous preparation whereby a male (or female with p-n-s) shaves his t-st-cl-s, gooch and head and proceeds to store the shaven hair. step two requires minor culinary skills in that a couple of mars bars must be heated in a pan and brought to highly viscous (thick), yet fluid, syrup. the newly created concoction (after cooling to a lukewarm temperature) is then carefully lathered onto the perpetrator’s earlier prepared erected p-n-s and t-st-cl-s. all the shaven hair is generously applied to the chocolate-coated trouser snake until it is completely covered to create an ‘ewok-type’ appeal. the final, and crucial, step is to coax a female to initiate the art of felatio on you and, in a jack-in-the-box-style maneuver, reveal your middle eastern mars bar.
-nb: it should be noted the mars bar syrup possesses both practical and aesthetic purposes:
practical – to allow the hair to stick;
aesthetic – to act as a dark background to the hair
she was coughing up chocolate fur b-lls for weeks after i gave her the middle eastern mars bar at steve’s place after dirty thursdays.
its when someone puts some of their pubic hairs on your mars bar and then you eat it.
yummy i just had a middle eastern mars bar!
a s-x act involving meticulous preparation whereby a male (or female with p-n-s) shaves his t-st-cl-s, gooch and head and proceeds to store the shaven hair. step two requires minor culinary skills in that a couple of mars bars must be heated in a pan and brought to highly viscous (thick), yet fluid, syrup. the newly created concoction (after cooling to a lukewarm temperature) is then carefully lathered onto the perpetrator’s earlier prepared erected p-n-s and t-st-cl-s. all the shaven hair is generously applied to the chocolate-coated trouser snake until it is completely covered to create an ‘ewok-type’ appeal. the final, and crucial, step is to coax a female to initiate the art of felatio on you and, in a jack-in-the-box-style maneuver, reveal your middle eastern mars bar.
-nb: it should be noted the mars bar syrup possesses both practical and aesthetic qualities:
practical – to allow the hair to stick;
aesthetic – to act as a dark background to the hair
“she was coughing up chocolate fur b-lls for weeks after i gave her the middle eastern mars bar at stylzie’s place after dirty thursdays”
a s-x act involving meticulous preparation whereby a male (or female with p-n-s) shaves his t-st-cl-s, gooch and head and proceeds to store the shaven hair. step two requires minor culinary skills in that a couple of mars bars must be heated in a pan and brought to highly viscous (thick), yet fluid, syrup. the newly created concoction (after cooling to a lukewarm temperature) is then carefully lathered onto the perpetrator’s earlier prepared erected p-n-s and t-st-cl-s. all the shaven hair is generously applied to the chocolate-coated trouser snake until it is completely covered to create an ‘ewok-type’ appeal. the final, and crucial, step is to coax a female to initiate the art of felatio on you and, in a jack-in-the-box-style maneuver, reveal your middle eastern mars bar.
-nb: it should be noted the mars bar syrup possesses both a practical and aesthetic qualities:
practical – to allow the hair to stick;
aesthetic – to act as a dark background to the hair
“she was coughing up chocolate fur b-lls for weeks after i gave her the middle eastern mars bar at stylzie’s place after dirty thursday”
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