Middle School relationship
glorified friendship.
when a kid in middle school (usually ages 11-14) “likes” another kid and they agree to a week of hugging each other every day. it lasts longer if you’re 13+. if you’re 12-, it’s basically just spotting your “lover” in their group of friends and hugging them, then standing around awkwardly when alone, every day for a week, or a day or two. it’s completely fake! crushes are way better compared to middle school relationships. at least you have something to dream about.
i was once, regretably, involved in a middle school relationship.
when two people of who are 10-14 years old have their definition of a “relationship” for approximately 5 minutes, then break up, get back together, then break up again, and repeat until they finally shut up and stay broken up.
(much to the relief of the few others who think that middleschool drama is a load of cr-p.)
friend: omg!! me and trigg r liek ttly bf and gf!!1
me: yeah, sure, whatever.
(10 minutes later)
me: so, how’s it going with trigg?
friend: we broke up im suuu sad!!!1
me: -looks at watch- wow, ten minutes. by g-d, that’s a new record!
(5 minutes later)
me: hey, how are you holding up?
friend: hm? o, me an trigg r bf and gf again! yay!
me: …-sighs- well, thats a middle school relationship….
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