Middle Schooler

n: a student currently enrolled in cl-sses at a middle school. aka little sh-thead or little motherf-cker.

there is a stratification in type of the middle schooler, which might not cl-ssify them as a ‘little sh-thead’ or ‘little motherf-cker’. these adolescents should be avoided or pitied, since they are experiencing the worst and most awkward period of their lives. middle school .

from their douchebaggy, bluetooth-wearing suv-driving parents, they feel that the world is their oyster, and the general public will put up with their bullsh-t in the local mall. they exploit this fact, because murder is illegal in the united states.

because they were “hot sh-t” in elementary school they disrespect all elders and authority figures at all times of their parasitic lives: parents, school bus driver, teachers, and general public after their moms drop them off at the mall.

side fact: they don’t need a 100$ phone to text their “bff”s. but they must have it or their parents are denying them a basic human right.

the typical middle schooler has emo hair  that is constantly in their eyes and contributes to their overall douchebaggery. found in mysp-ce pictures, usually taken by themselves, they include the obligatory pooched lip/peace sign posturing.

they continue to exist because murder is still illegal. at some point, a license to kill will be granted to hunt the middle schooler if proper permits are acquired.
-you are walking in the mall and a laser pointer is suddenly shined on you. you freak out a little because you can’t “bat away” a laser, and because of 9/11 or whatever. you confront the culprits with their douche hair and north face jackets.-

you: “uh, can you not do that?”

middle schooler gaggle in mocking voice: “uhh duhhh can you not do that! hahaha!”

you: “do i need to find security?”

middle schooler: “do that, old man! my dad owns this mall!”

you: ” i’m only 27, and you’re lucky that i can’t kill you little motherf-ckers. otherwise i would scalp the emo hair off your heads and feed it to you, then straight-up murder your -sses.”

middle schooler gaggle in mocking voice:” duh huh wha i’m stupid and old haha!”
a young person between the ages of 10-14, give or take.

also the beginning stages of p-b-rty, so expect your sweet little elementary schooler to begin changing in the most horrible of ways. most middle schoolers will struggle with p-b-rty, some more than others. most give in to their hormones and act with carnal instinct, becoming obnoxious foul-mouthed babies with no respect for anyone– this is due to the fact that they are confused and have absolutely no idea what to do with all of these new emotions and are trying to compensate this “weakness” by acting like brats.

other middle schoolers at most will develop some lip, but are able to control their urges. when they go into high school they are generally more prepared to deal with high school, which is to be described almost as a breeding ground.

middle schoolers are not to be confused with highschoolers. middle schoolers are still in the “opening” stage of adulthood, whereas highschoolers are rushing through the “blooming” stage and “settling” stage. middle schoolers are very experimental as they begin trying to find their ident-ties, not knowing that ident-ties are not found but developed.
specimen a:

before tony became a middle schooler, he was a very polite little boy who loved to share his toys.

after tony became a middle schooler, he grew out his hair and kept it greasy, dressed in black, talked back to teachers, talked about s-x and har-ssed girls without actually knowing anything about s-x, watches rated r movies and says things to purposely breaks his parents hearts. lies about things he likes to impress other boys. and girls. deep inside is still that polite little boy who loves to share his toys.

specimen b:

before middle school, maria likes to help people and read books.

after middle school, maria wears sk-nky clothes and hangs out with lots of boys and talks about boys, she also has a million best friends and newfound sisters and also lies about what she likes to please other boys and girls. deep inside is that sweet girl that loves to help people and make people smile, and read a good book once in a while.
people ussely attending a school with grades 6-8 or 6-9

1. a wh-r- druggie or dumb-ss who think there way older then they are they they sleep around do drugs or p-ss evryone off
2. a kid who a actuly may be funny nice or even just kinda anoying they may do drugs but don’t brag about it most of the ones in this category are virgins
guy 1.bro my sister kayla is knocked up and the guy got busted with acid
guy 2. isn’t she in 7th grade
guy 1. yeah stupid middle schooler

girl 1. sorry i was busy
girl 2 what were you doing
girl 1. hanging out with omar
girl 2. who’s omar
girl 1. this awsome 8th grader
a handjob. because middle school is the last time you should get one.
so i’m hooking up with this chick last night and she won’t even put it in her mouth. next thing i know i’m getting a real dry middle schooler from this chick… greeeeeat.