Middlebrook Hot
describes the phenomenon whereby the female residents of middlebrook hall at the university of minnesota have a tendency to be approximately one standard deviation less attractive than the rest of the campus. additionally, there is a lack of awareness of this effect among those affected which leads to unattractive girls acquiring boys who would not otherwise be attracted to them. applies to all floors not taken up by arts students on the 11th and 12th floors. exceptions are rumored to exist, but are as of yet unconfirmed.
guy 1: dude, i got with such a fine bitty last night.
guy 2: no way man, we saw her and she was middlebrook hot, you were so trashed.
a dorm at the university of minnesota-twin cities on the west bank isolated from the rest of the undergraduate population. this dorm is inhabited by honor students and art students alike. upon entrance, hotness of females is skewed due to the lack of hot females.
superblock bro 1: did you see that chick i hooked up with last night at the middlebrook dance party round ii?
superblock bro 2: woah bro, becky? she was middlebrook hot, easily a 3 on the outside world scale.
superblock bro 1: for real? middlebrook hot got the best of me again…
superblock bro 2: she’s really good at the studying the sciences.
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