Middlebrooksing
c-ck-blocking someone while attending or watching a baseball game.
yo– i am so close to going home with yadina after the game, but will keeps middlebrooksing me by telling her stories about his uncle, ozzie smith.
c-ck-blocking someone while attending or watching a baseball game.
yo– i am so close to going home with yadina after the game, but will keeps middlebrooksing me by telling her stories about his uncle, ozzie smith.
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