middleman’s tax
a charge added on to the price of an item that one must pay a person who is buying said item so that the middleman can profit from the deal. usually enacted when a minor is paying someone of age to buy alcohol or tobacco for them.
the d-mn middleman’s tax is so high these days, i had to pay my brother 20 bucks for a fifth of smirnoff!
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1. usually a person who plays guitar. 2. thinks they are good when they are actually really bad. 3. likes to jam alot. 4. usually has n-body to jam with. 5. sometimes partic-p-tes in -n-l s-x orgys with other men. 6. often at times has been seen at youth get togethers. 7. if seen please […]