Middlemiss


a generally fat person who is incapable of moving around the house or anywhere else. also known as an i.p.o.s – immobile pile of sh-te
that bloke over the road…he is a right middlemiss!
a dusty urchin
sort yourself out, you look a right middlemiss

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