midget

a very small person who lives amongst us. they can be of any age or gender however they are tiny and pet-te for whatever age they may be.

midget can also be used as an offence against dwarfs but this is rearely used.
person 1: you are such a legit midget.
person 2: i know, i am so tiny!
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a tiny sub-species of the human race. mainly raised in midget mills, for the entertainment of normal people. midgets in the wild are attracted to sugar packets, and if captured they serve many purposes, such as, midget butlers, wrestlers, and as collectables.
i bought sugar packets, so i can capture the coveted and rare asian midget to complete my collection.
a special human created by g-d so that pedophiles would have something legal to play with.
“wanna cookie, little midget?”
crowded elevators smell different to these people
crowded elevators, believe me
pocket sized people for travel convience.
please check your midget at the desk.
kick -ss dwarfed humans. do not p-ss midgets off because they will kick your -ss and you know it.
i am a midget
1) a person far below the range of normal height. being extremely short but otherwise in proper proportion is not a medical diagnosis; the term “midget” is not a medical one. however, the broader term “short stature” (<5th percentile or under about 5'5" for men/5' for women) is used, but like "midget" is not a medical diagnosis unless it is due to hormonal problems. 2) (slang) a man 5'5" or shorter. this is what i think the height categories are (men): 5'1" or under midget 5'2"-5'3" very short 5'4"-5'5" short 5'6"-5'7" on the short side 5'8"-5'9" not that tall 5'10"-5'11" on the tall side 6'-6'2" tall 6'3"-6'4" very tall 6'5"+ giant a small person used for kicking around and also used for betting with. 1. umm, billy, i lost your kickball. oh, its ok, i got some midgets in the shed. 2. i raise you 3 midgets and 50 cents.