midget digit
noun: a very small p-n-s. often used as a general putdown for males who actually have normal or even large p-ck-rs.
ed: hey dude, i heard you need tweezers to jack off.
fred: yeah, that girl you tried to screw last week told all her friends she needed a magnifying gl-ss just to see if you were hard!
ted: and so, you have been revealed as the possessor of a midget digit!!
ned: d-mn! oh well, good thing my tongue is as long as my arm!!
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