midget mile
a term given to people who take small strides due to their short legs. they take more steps than people with longer legs to reach the same destination. therefore, they believe they’ve walked far, but haven’t.
person with short legs: “i had to jog all the way from main & 1st to main & 3rd yesterday. man, i was so f-cking exhausted! i must have ran a mile.
person with long legs: “1st to 3rd is only 2 blocks. you ran a midget mile”.
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