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p-rnography where people who are short in stature partake in s-xual acts. sometimes depicted in baby jumpsuits and diapers.
i dunno, never watched it. . .
paul: “there was this p-rno where they where dressed as babies!”
francis: “oh yeah!! midget p-rn!!! that’s deadly!”
paul: “eh, midgets?? surre. . . .!”
gareth: “daaamn!?!?! franny watches baby p-rn!!”
francis: “it’s not babies it’s midget p-rn!”
paul: “what’s that?! male babies?!?!”
all: “franny, your sick!”
instant -rg-sm every time.
i luv midget p-rn and
midget p-rn luvs me.

don’t f-ck with a good thing!
(p.s. i dig the way they squeal.)
1. p-rn featuring midgets

2. a phrase used in jest as a proxy for anything (often, but not necessarily p-rn) where you want to be deliberately vague or insinuate nefarious doings without being too specific. for example you could say “this party is boring, i’m going home to watch some midget p-rn” meaning you have something more interesting to do but can’t be bothered to describe what. or you could tell someone with a computer virus that they need to stop looking at midget p-rn, meaning that they need to stop frequenting the dodgy website they got the virus from, whatever it my be.
i might finish this essy on time, if i cut back on the midget p-rn for a few days.
imagine two dwarves with tiny weiners and itty-bitty p–pers and, my friend, you’ve got midget p-rn. highly erotic.
the 70’s euro-midget p-rn-fetish-scat film “18 jamaican monkeys tickle my weiner” is a textbook example of what makes a d-ck hard.
a category on certain p-rn websites that displays pictures and/or videos of midgets in action, usually with a normal size person.
-hey david, did you watch some of that hot midget p-rn i told you about?
-no, i watched game of thrones instead.
when someone finds out something they’re not suppose to.
me and bryan found some midget p-rn on liza’s computer.