Midget throwing
the act of throwing a tiny yet most certainly hilarious pint sized human at a preset target
calum: “alright mate,we’ve got loads of cash,plenty of drugs and it’s sat-rday night. what’s the plan?…party?…club?”
tom: “nah cal,tonight we gonna kidnap a short c-nt, dress him up in an elf costume and go midget throwing at that giant dartboard over there”
calum: “cool,you get the taser, get us a dwarf chap off the street and il rack some lines up”
the act of throwing a tiny yet most certainly hilarious pint sized human at a preset target
calum: “alright mate,we’ve got loads of cash,plenty of drugs and it’s sat-rday night. what’s the plan?…party?…club?”
tom: “nah cal,tonight we gonna kidnap a short c-nt, dress him up in an elf costume and go midget throwing at that giant dartboard over there”
calum: “cool,you get the taser, let us a dwarf chap and il rack some lines up”
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