Midgette
a tiny and annoying yet adorable creature. they are very rare to find, and hatch out of pink and purple eggs found around nuclear waste sites. they are extremely vicious and pr-ne to biting and scratching. once a midgette is tamed, though, it is a very docile and cute pet, until other creatures encroach on its territory, upon which it becomes a very angry and violent little thing. midgettes love to eat berries and chocolate chips topped on vanilla cream, and enjoy tiny little swings in bird cages, and are also known to be softer than baby birds.
awww, look at that cute little midgette. f–k!!! it just bit off my hand!!!
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