Midgitard
(mihj-ee-tard) an individual on the shorter side who is not a little person, but is close enough to be questioned.
(looking at a picture of danny devito in skinny jeans)
mark fifton: bro, that dude be h-lla midgitarded
zaquex: yea hes a midgitard
jersey sh-r-s ‘snookie’: im such a midgitard
zaquex: word
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