Midland Texas


the boringest place on earth. hometown of george w bush. located in the middle of nowhere in west texas. twin city of odessa texas(a lot funner). also midland is home of the sh-ttiest weed in the u.s. jasper from twilight is from here.
someone: hey lets go to midland texas.

someone else: nah its boring as sh-t over there

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