midnight boner


being tired and as a consequence h-rny and attracted to someone only because its late and your tired.
sam: dude i totally have a midnight b-n-r for sara
vince: dude what she is not your type and you got a girlfriend anyway
sam: i think im just tired man, but she looks smokin

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