midnight date
a furtive, yet unplanned meeting between two persons in late hours of the night, where topics of no relevant importance are discussed. the aim is to spend as much time as possible with your “date” and figure wher can you find him/her later on.
roomie: where the h-ll have you been?
you: ohh i had a midnight date.
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