Midnight Johnson
pet name for a nighttime erection that will in no way
subside on it’s own.
turgidity that’s a 14 on a scale of 1-10.
hank: sh-t ,i got no f-ckin sleep last night.
frank: why, bad dreams,.. nightmares?
hank: worse, a midnight johnson.
frank: wtf is a midnight johnson?
hank: it’s an erection so intense, that there isn’t enough
skin left to close your eyes!
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