Midnight Landscaper


is a person that goes out at night (usually on weekends, under the influance of beers) and does burnouts on front lawns of others property.
lagwagon lyrics to “stockin the neighbors”:

“…dave’s a midnight landscaper, and he’s working overtime, and he is full throttle–full throttle tonight. (alright!)…”

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