Midnight Molotov


when playing the zombie apocalypse shooter game left 4 dead and you slaughter your entire team (supposedly by accident) with a molotov c-cktail. this does not have to refer to a molotov c-cktail m-ssacre – a petrol cannister will suffice – fire hurts no matter the source. derives from the fact that it’s all over when midnight arrives, followed by the flames of h-ll.
1) “it was all going so well, until we got midnight molotov’d and we ended up losing! man, i could kill that b-st-rd!”

2) “who f-cking midnight molotov’d us?
“that was me – i was aiming for the zombies!”
“you useless effing t-rd!”

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