midnight nuggets
the red, scratched-up leftovers of a mans n-ts-ck after an extreme session of scratching said n-ts-ck. its usually raw and sensitive to any and all outside contact.
man 1: “hey todd, any idea why marks walking funny”
man 2: “hey jeff, yeah, marks got midnight nuggets”
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