midnight shadow
when a guy is going down on a women and she has a wet fart that splatters his chin and jaw, leaving a chocolate beard
paul: “dude, last night, i took lacy out for mexican food. then later when i went down on her, she gave me a mean midnight shadow!”
jeff: “b-mmer, dude.”
good looking black guy that hasnt shaved in a couple of days because he is lazy.
god look at that midnight shadow where is his cape he is like a god d-mn superhero.
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