midnight suction cup


to be awakened at 2am with the -n-s of a young cat pressed against your cheek. this, unfortunatly, occurs while the cat is trying to sleep next to you in bed, but inadvertantly places it’s -n-s against your face.
this week is gonna suck, i got a midnight suction cup again. i swear, i’m gonna get rid of that cat.

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