Midnight yikes
a case of extremely bad random diarrhea that people get from eating cat food when your all out of dog food.
owner: d-mn it were all out of dog food
kid: !
owner: heres some cat food instead
-hours later-
kid: omg the midnight yikes!
-runs to the restroom-
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