Midsummer Crisis
a period of psychological stress occurring in the middle of the summer, triggered by the realization that summer is nearly over and you haven’t done half the things you wanted to.
when jake woke up one morning and saw it was july 26th, he went into a full-blown midsummer crisis.
“did you hear? jake’s having a midsummer crisis.”
“poor bloke.”
“yeah, he’s been raging the last five days trying to rediscover june.”
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