Midterm
-n-l raping by a packet of paper. generally, this form of torture is employed by s-d-stic university professors mid-way through the semester supposedly to test your knowledge of the material thus far. in reality, it serves just to -ss-rape you and your gpa all in one go.
oh, sh-t…midterms are coming soon…my -ss still hasn’t recovered from last semester!
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usually given around october. a common trend with most porfessors is to give them within the same week. (because that makes things easier for the student). typically papers and the like will also pop up around this time.
my english midterm is the bane of my existance!
midterms (m ind numbing, i rrelevant, d ismal, t est, e stablished to, r uin, m ost, s tudents)- -n-l raping by a packet of paper. generally, this form of torture is employed by s-d-stic teachers mid-way through the semester supposedly to test your knowledge of the material thus far. in reality, it serves just to -ss-rape you and your gpa all in one go
teacher – “good luck on your midterm .”
student #1 – ” did you study ?”
student #2 – “no way did you ?”
student #1 – “pshh no .”
kate – ” i hate midterms so much !”
midterm (n): a test in each academic subject after the end of the first out of 2 semesters that includes all the information learned since the fisrt day of the cl-ss. they can cause stress and hair loss among students. may also cause tension at home, tension between freinds, and self mutilation.
“d-mn, i totally failed my math midterm today! it was so hard! if i fail, my mom’s going to kill me…unless i do it first!”
“dude, stop complaining! i failed all mine too!”
a misnomer- these “mid”terms rarely occur in the middle of a term, and often appear in multiple segments throughout the quarter or semester. aka the name professors tack on to any test between the first week of school and the second to last week of school. (the last week is reserved for “finals”). one of the leading causes for lack of sleep/cramming/coffee overdosage in several college students.
#1 “dude, it’s only the second week of school and i have a midterm coming up”
#2 “sh-t man, me too! i have a midterm every week until finals wtf??”
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