Midwest Date
a date centered around a particularly midwestern activity. like ‘yote huntin’, deer driving or perhaps a rousing ride in the harvester combine with your significant other.
ex.1
jane: “oh norma, the other day me and bob went and sat in his tree-stand for 7 hours starting at 4am!”
norma: “i wish i could go on more midwest date!”
ex.2
ross: “did you see how many ‘c–ns me and jim got the other night!?”
joel: “yeah! you should have taken the miss’es with you”
ex.3
midwestern 8th grader: “emma and jared sittin’ in a tree, k i l l i n g!”
a different 8th grader: “duh it’s a midwest date!”
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