Midwest Muffin


when a male gapes out another males -ss with his fist and then takes a m-ffin (flavor of his choice) and starts to feed the gaping hole the m-ffin. when the -sshole tightness back up the male then proceeds to suck put the m-ffin with his mouth and his hands tied behind his mouth
the other day i walked in on bill and tom doing a “midwest m-ffin”

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