Midwest Paranoia
when it’s the beginning of spring and the weather says it’s warm out, but because of the horrible winter you just had you don’t believe it’s actually warm and so you put on extra layers.
the weather man is saying it’s 65 degrees out, but i got that midwest paranoia so i’m gonna wear a jacket.
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