midwest titties
a pair of perky, flat, yet busty mammaries, that are known to be presented on women from the midwest. also known to sag around 50 years of age.
guy 1: man, i can’t tell whether halle berry is voluptuous or just using a pushup bra!!!
guy 2: those are midwest t-tties my friend, you will know by the time she is 50 whether such claims are true !
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