Mighty Bow River Hawaiian Sandwich
noun.
pr-nunciation varies with dialect, enough by region to be mistaken for other sandwich legends.
named after the pathetic bow river that flows through calgary, and the very unfortunate name slur used by stranded and bitter bc people, to describe the first nations people who live on the paths near that river.
features pineapples. very famous in some circles.
reportedly tastey and unhealthy.
some dude: “have you ever heard of the mighty bow river hawaiian sandwich?”
some other dude: “no.”
original dude: “you useless. f-cking sh-tbag.”
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