migration time
migration time is the length of time required for a flatulent to migrate from the t-rdholder, out through whatever clothing is present, to be experienced by awaiting noses.—migration time is greatly affected by types and layers of clothing. for instance, a very baggy shorts, or kilts, allow for very short migration time. it is believed that albert einstein’s initial theory of relativity somehow involved migration time from a monks robe.
due to gilberto’s migration time misjudgement, everyone in the elevator thought he sh-t his pants.
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