mike and ike
a term used to describe long, protruding nipples that bear a striking resemblance to the candy
man #1: bro, check out the nips on that girl in the tank-top…
man #2: d-mn! looks like she’s got a couple of mike and ikes under there!
man #1: in an odd way, i kinda want to flick ’em!
the best candy ever made.
bill started choking on one of his mike and ikes, so i stole the box of them out of his hand and ran off.
the best d-mn candy in the world.they come in many dfferent colors.
george-“wow them mike and ikes were awesome”
fred-“dude i am gonna be sick i think i ate one to many boxes”
george–pukes all over the florr-
fred—pukes all over george–
to c-m all over the place
i just mike and iked all over.
a set of names that a male can use while reffering to his tesicles instead of using the actual term. also known as mary-kate and ashley, ying and yang, or tweetledum and tweetledee
1. dude, he just balltapped me right in my mike and ike!
2. hey s-xy, wanna go to my bedroom so i can introduce you to mike and ike.
3. i fell in between my legs on a pole, i think mike is okay but ike is still trying to breath
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