Mike Harrison
a guy who will love you one day and not talk to you for two months the next. he is uber sweet and ah-dorable. then he goes all bipolar on you. when your nawt looking he’ll c-m in your orange juice. love him or hate him. on the inside you’ll still love him and i’ll kill you on the inside. but you’ll get along great… hahaha
mike harrison: hey loverfriend!
amber: hey s-xy!
~3 months later~
amber: sup?
~no reply~
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