mike huckabee

a pedophile muppet, running for president.
man 1: “dude, have you seen mike huckabee lately?”

man 2: “sh-t yeah, that pedophile muppet grabbed my -ss in des moines.. =”
what you get when you cross kevin sp-cey with gomer pyle.
gawleee, shazam!! sgt. carter, sgt. carter, i feel shame shame shame!!! i just b-tt-f-cked kevin sp-cey!! we’re naming our new backwoods r-t-rded love child ‘mike huckabee’!
governor of arkansas from 1996 to 2007 and religious fanatic who believes that the sandy hook tragedy was caused by the lack of teacher-led prayer in public schools. unsuccessfully ran for the republican nomination for president of the united states in 2008 and currently hosts a political commentary show on fox news called “huckabee”. it’s a shame that fox hires men like huckabee who use horrific events such as the sandy hook shooting to pimp their fascist views. it’s also incredible how many americans wish they lived in a theocracy.
mike huckabee embodies what is wrong with the religious right-wing and republican party.
v- a s-xual act primarily defined as a group of 5 or more men encircled around a traditionally younger kneeling baptist man (known as the “mike”) who proceeds to pleasure every member of the group. is primarily finished off by every partic-p-ting member -j-c-l-t-ng into a martini gl-ss whereupon the “mike” proceeds to consume by drinking the -j-c-l-t-. also known as “miking”, “hucking”, or “huckabeezling”
me – wtf are they doing over there?
ron paul – i am not sure but what i do know is that we don’t want to find out
me – (after walking over) omfg that is so sick!!!
ron paul – what?!
me – those dudes are mike huckabeeing each other!
ron paul – see i knew that sh-t, you shouldn’t have gone over there
me – vote ron paul 2008!!!!!!!
an everyday type of good guy. a good ol’ boy with gimmick sayings to act witty. a goofball that is popular among some of the people. see psuedo-conformist. he is an everyday good guy who shops walmart and is a giving person. he is not pretentious nor p-ssive aggressive. if you’re real, you vote mike huckabee. all the pretentious hipsters voted for ron paul and democrat. mike is caring and heart warmingly real. we are real.
mike huckabee is a heart warming good southerner with real conservative values. we, the walmart people, are real, not fake poser like psuedo-intellectuals he may be the next president. mike huckabee is the people. mike huckabee is a hip guy. if he was black i’d call him a real gangsta.