Mike Jeffries


the ceo of the abercrombie & fitch clothing line.
mike jeffries is a crazed anthropomorphic stack of kindling and hymen flesh and who bought into his own hype machine!
a discriminating old guy that is the ceo of abercrombie and fitch that only wants attractive people to wear his clothes even though he looks hideous.
mike jeffries: “i only want attractive people in my stores”.

person: “then you better get out of your store”.

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