mike tyson’s punchout
best video game ever!! game on the old nintendo nes system. you played as “little mac”, a little wimp who went through a number of boxers including…
-gl-ss joe – the scrub of the game, you were an ape with no opposable thumbs if you didn’t beat him.
-von kaiser (guy w/ mustach) – this guy looked mean, and he had that whole german b-tch thing going on, but he’s really a pushover.
-piston honda (“tko from tokyo”)wore the bandana
-don flamenco – let’s face it. we’ve all done it. you know what i’m talking about. the flamenco dance.
-king hippo – you had to punch him in the belly b-tton to defeat him
-great tiger – hindu teleporting guy
-bald bull – “doc can’t help you now. will you beg me for help?” bald bull was f-cking strange. he looked like an ox, talked like a mental patient, and threw punches as if he was dancing to the tune of ‘old susanna’. he was actually pretty tough to beat.
-soda popinski – drinking russian guy. i don’t think i ever beat him, because i don’t remember fighting…
-mr. sandman
-super macho man
-mike tyson
2000 guy:”hey man, i got a new xbox360, want to come check it out?”
1980s guy:”no thanks, i am all the way to mr. sandman on mike tyson’s punchout and i can’t stop now!”
2000 guy:”save it on your memory card”
1980s guy:”what the f-ck is a memory card?”
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