mikegasm
an -rg-smic sensation created by watching videos, concert performances, fan videos, or thinking s-xually about michael jackson. during a mikegasm, one usually feels h-rny and l-stful; and has an increased desire to have s-x with said person.
oh, my g-d; everytime i watch dirty diana, i get a freakin’ mikegasm when he rips his shirt off! d-mn!
a particularly strong -rg-sm cause by watching michael jackson’s s-xiness.
frequently caused by the you are not alone music video, where all he’s wearing is a sheet.
michael: hehehe… -grabs crotch and grins-
girl: ooooh.. mikegasm!
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