mikeum
someone so white and respected that the only possible comparison is to the life-giving, god-protected substance male sperm. however, this isn’t just any sperm, the pr-noun my is attached, giving it the protection and loyalty of the user. thus adding biblical consequences for mistreating such sperm.
don’t mess with mikeum, that kid deserves respect.
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