Milad


a gay kid who thinks he got swag but really don’t
person 1 : hey did you see that milad kid yesterday?
person 2 : dude no way!! did you see his fake nikes??? wow what swag!
the coolest person of all time.
girl 1: milad is sooo cool!
girl 2: i want him to blow his load on my face!
girl 1: me first!
milad means tight he isnt a w-ngsta fo sho he is a real gangsta n who eva thinks athawise can see me
person1: milad is so cool
person2:h-ll ya
awkward guy, pretty chill, defenitly aint no d-mn snitch, this mothas hard
ay i heard the cops got him, dont worry its strait hes milad
the action of sleeping with everything that walks or breathes. can also be used as a noun for someone who sleeps with anything that walks or breathes.
he just pulled a milad by sleeping with that fugly girl.
a w-nkster who tries to change his absolute appearance to be “cool”. usually found after the outburst of g-unit. the milad is usually found with his sl-tty girlfriend, who has a cabbage patch sn-tch. he will be pumping your gas in a few years so remember the name.
that w-nkster is such a milad.

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