mildewd
1. a man, formerly fastidious in dress and/or manner, who has now allowed himself to deteriorate with advancing age. 2. clothing that would only be worn by such an individual. (plural: mildewds)
– “man, get a haircut. you’re such a mildewd.”
– “that shirt was mildewd 20 years ago.”
– “i don’t want to go to shifty mcnasty’s, it’s a bar for mildewds.”
– “the mildewd, no longer fashionably late, received a scowl from the prestigious crowd.”
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