Mile Low Club
the opposite of the mile high club, where the requirement for membership is to have s-x below the surface of the earth. also applies to submarines.
guy #1: i heard he went spelunking with his girlfriend last week. apparently he joined the mile low club.
guy #2: aww yeah i’d explore her cave alllllll night long.
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n-z- soldier #1: u-boat 96 just got back. i heard the captain joined the mlc while they were at sea, chicka chicka yeah chicka chicka.
n-z- soldier #2: nasty dude, that was an all-male expedition!
a much less glamorous version of the mile high club. if you’ve ever jerked off on a plane then then you’re in the mile low club.
trent: yo did you just crank one out in the airplane toilet?
albert: yeah (hangs head in shame)
that’s low dude. you’re in the mile low club now.
basicly the opposite of the mile high club your just in a submarine instead of an airplane
“hey man guess what i did!” “what?” “became a member of the mile low club!” “no way!”
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