MILF Alert
when there is at least one milf within a 50 foot radius.
two man-friends at a bar:
guy 1: dude me and jane totally boned for like 3 hours last night! it was so amaz-
guy 2: omg! milf alert!
(both men stare at a cl-ssic milf sitting at a nearby table)
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